If a woman offered to give you head in front of her husband who’s in a coma would you take it?
Nigga I’d get head from my sister in front of my father in a coma if it means im getting free head
Heart & Slash is a fantastic looking fast paced 3d brawler/roguelike inspired by Bayonetta, Mega Man and ADOM. You control Heart, a malfunctioning robot who’s fighting for its identity against the minions of standardization, you want to be unique, you want to be LOVED.
Heart & Slash is a wonderful game, the levels are short, fast paced, procedurally generated, brutal affairs that really will test your skill. With over 75 different weapons and 60 different body parts allowing for thousands of unique combinations. The weapons are fun and varied, while body parts allow you to teleport, stop time, fly, wall-jump, discover enemy weaknesses and so on. Heart & Slash thrives on variety.
Heart & Slash manages to feel retro while also feeling fresh and unique at the same time, it’s a wonderful piece of robotic roguelike brutality. Johnny 5 is alive & kicking ass.
you’ll never catch me alive fucker
“South Park is so immature and stupid, I’d rather watch something clever with a point.”
¿No hay dinero para un cosplay? No hay problema
Leon was too busy with books in the library so he let his ass do the talking
Leon can talk with farts.
Freaking hell. I misread that. “But the darkness took him. He began experimenting with people’s farts.”
Well, now we know what we’ll be fighting in Kingdom Hearts III. The Fartless.
Are you sure it’s not gonna be the Nobooties?
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.
3,697,721 non Han’s
I know I’m super late to the party but I brought cookies